-Andy Samberg
classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up
Ayyyyyyyeeee
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A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
Betty Biopsy
Beulah Don’t Like This Rash
Catherine de Medical Attention What Medical Attention We Die Like Stoic Assholes Who Look At Their Own Blood And Go Huh Cool
Dorothy Tranquilizer Overdose
Ida No It’s Not Lupus (Still)
Lolly Leukemia test
Marilyn Sleeps Too Much
Barbara Psychosis
Patricia Anxiety
shubham saraf as ophelia how we feelin about this lads
WE’RE FEELIN REAL GOOD ALICE!!!
Were feeling gay tonight lads
More important than asking “why doesn’t this person want me?” Is asking “why am I attracted to someone who isn’t interested in me and doesn’t value me?”
Ballet by the Numbers
45 the percentage of professional ballet dancers who are smokers
110 lb (7 stone 12 pounds): the weight reached by prima ballerina Anastasia Volochkova which led to her firing from the Bolshoi Ballet
12 the age at which most girls are considered old enough to go on pointe
4350 the number of students at the Cuban National Ballet School in Havana, the biggest ballet school in the world
3 The pain threshold of ballerinas is 3 times higher than that of non-ballerinas
80 per cent: the injury rate among professional dancers in Britain
29 average retirement age of professional ballerinas in the 1990s
7 Ballet dancers are 7 times more likely to suffer from anorexia than non-ballerinas
22,000 the annual wage, in pounds, of second year corps de ballet dancers at the Royal Ballet
40 average retirement age of professional ballerinas in the 1980s
71 the age that Charin Yuthasastrkosol was when she won the Guinness World Record for oldest performing ballerina
